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SOCCER/FUTBOL TORNEO CLAUSURA 2008 WEEK 2/SEMANA 2 TECOS VS GUADALAJARA MEXSPORT DIGITAL IMAGE 25 January 2008: Action photo of TV personality Ines Saenz, during week 2 game of the Torneo de Clausura 2008./Foto de accion de la personalidad de la TV Ines Saenz, durante juego de la semana 2 del Torneo de Clausura 2008. MEXSPORT/VICTOR STRAFFON

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Top 10 Dangerous Words and Phrases Women LOVE to Use-#10

Even if it looks like a question, this phrase is actually a suggestion or a despotic order, depending by the woman’s mood. It’s quite a dangerous phrase, because if you, men, don’t know how to react appropriately, it is every time followed by a looong discussion. The meaning of “You are not wearing THAT, are you?” could be either a) she does not like it or b) it is not appropriate for the occasion. Regardless the case, the translation of this rhetoric question is “YOU’RE NOT WEARING THAT!”, so run and change. Men are great, they make life worth living, you are our inspiration and support, but you make some really bad decisions when it comes to clothing and because we care, we would like to help. Sounds familiar this discussion?

She: Oh, hell … please tell me you are not wearing that outfit tonight, are you? It’s hideous…

He, ironic: No, see, I was in the closet and you wasn’t around to help me, so this outfit must have been hanging right next what you wanted me to wear. Well, I am going to change now.

strange creative new words

Strange Creative New Words

Strange Creative New Words The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) Burglesque (n): A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate) Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid & an… (infelicitous: American slang for co-worker) Contratemps: the resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers. Vaseball: a game of catch played by children in the living room. Acme: a generic skin disease. Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

a woman should have -#2

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her
dreams wants to see her in an hour…

Every woman should have-#1

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own even if she never wants
to or needs to..

never ask a woman and little ole me…aka…one guy’s view

Never ask a woman why she’s mad at you, as she will only get madder at your not knowing. One follow-up to an unreturned phone call is acceptable; two is stalking. If you’re single, the tango will do the trick. If you’re married, the tango will also do the trick. Possibly even with your wife. Women do not desire to be introduced to a new brand of perfume. Women do not wish to be trifled with should they, on occasion, order dessert. Less than .05 percent of the male population is attractive enough to ignore chivalry, and most women over the age of twenty-five prefer to admire such men from a distance.